January 25, 2012

Cheaters most likely to be National Party voters

Christchurch tops NZ's cheating hotspots

Kiwis who have an extra-marital affair are most likely to be smoking Christians from Christchurch with tattoos that vote for the National party, according to new figures.

I would believe it. In fact that totally does not surprise me at all.

I have lots of male friends. I have several male friends that confide in me regarding their extra marital affairs. The T always asks me and wonders why these friends of mine feel the need to confide all their deep and dark secrets to me. I asked one of these friends that very question the other day and he said something about me never judging him - although i rightly call him stupid - and that i have been a crazy woman so i understand the way the type of woman that they attract thinks.

I replied with - thanks. I think.

It doesn't matter though, how much i warn my friends off  crazy women that only want men that are not available - or that have money - and are manipulative and crazy to the point of it being so obvious that they might as well have "I am an evil nutter that wants to destroy your life" tattooed on their foreheads - these friends never listen to me.

They just keep going back for more. The latest one has gone so mental that she has had police turning up at my friend's work because she proclaims to be afraid of him. This - a week after she was begging him to leave his wife and despite the fact that she treats 111 like her very own personal relationship counsellor, is a stalker from hell,  and has a history of doing very public suicide attempts when she does not get whichever married man she has in her sights at that particular point in time.

EVIL. But that's what you get when you cheat! The type of woman that is going to sleep with you knowing that you are already in a committed relationship, is not going be the type of woman that you should expect sanity or kindness from.

Luckily this friend of mine was able to give the police some additional information regarding the whole fiasco and they are now revisiting the whole situation and looking at who REALLY is the victim in this situation. It's difficult though, when you are dealing with someone who is crazy enough to actually believe her own lies.

You gotta feel sorry for them - The Police - having to deal with the mess that nutters make of their personal lives day in and day out. They really should advertise that you require the patience of a saint in their recruitment drives.

Anywayyyy - moving on.

What do every single one of these friends who have extra marital affairs have in common?

They are all loaded and vote National.

The T is broke, votes Labour, has no tattoos, and does not smoke.

Phew.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good post Jac - although I don't agree in all respects. I think there's a difference between a guy who is simply sleeping with someone as a bit of extra-marital activity - and someone who genuinely cares about the other party and wants to make a life with them. That this sometimes leads to the end of a former relationship is sad - but it happens. Your other points, regarding the character of the nutters such mean get involved with, remains valid

Jacqueline said...

Especially in the case of the example that i have given in this blog post - this particular woman is a serial married man dater. I have known of her for just over a year and this is the third married / committed man that i am aware of that she has attempted to destroy. Admittedly only two of those ended up with suicide attempts.

We have yet to see the end of the latest drama so i shall update if a suicide attempt occurs!

The people that i really feel for in this situation are the wives/partners. I will always be on their side - and my friends know that.

I am certainly not quiet about my disgust at them lying to and cheating on a peson that has stuck by them through thick and thin for the more than two decades - and not valuing that relationship enough to be able to resist the urge for something new and exciting with an evil nutter...

But i will always be their friend - no matter how much they royally screw up because that is what friends do.

Anonymous said...

WTF? The woman sounds like a serial slut!

Jacqueline said...

She is insane, has no morals, and doesn't give a damn about the damage that she does to the innocent wives and children of the men that she preys on.

Obviously the men that stray are not innocent but this woman gets off on hurting their families.

It is truly bizzare.

She also insults every REAL victim of rape everytime she lies and claims some poor sod that was stupid enough to go near her has raped her.

She. Is. Nuts.

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